Attention---that is if you all aren't sleeping and slacking off as usual. It has come to our attention that we all need to go on a military leave. Its a "vacation" if you don't know what that meant. That's right, a vacation for a while, dunno how long. And to think this place has been running since 2008!
We aren't getting enough soldiers to fight off those damn Heartless and enough activity to impress and defeat our rivals rivals in Hearts Defense! So for now, Ilderoxs and I are closing the doors until we become interested, redecorate the HQ and shit and all those other shenanigans with everything. So keep training, keep in touch and maybe we'll see you all next time with a clean slate!
I won't miss any of you fine
men and women. Dismissed! - A Message attached to the bulletin board, signed by Superior General Hazex and Brigadier General Ilderox